111: New Call Procedures

As we all know NZ Police are useless not only in their investigation skills, but also in handling emergencies.

Here we have a new procedure when calling the cops for emergencies...eg. When there is actual crime.

111: 111 Operator. Fire, Ambulance or Police?

Caller: Police Please

[Operator switchers to Police]

Police: Auckland Co-op....ahem...NZ Police Sation, How may I help you?

Caller: Quick! Quick! The petrol station is being robbed. The offender is SPEEDING! and he is wearing a CONTACT LENS!


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